I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Just my luck
Last night I was at the club with some of my friends. I was pretty drunk so that is when my confidence is at its best. So I spotted a girl and decided to make my move. We chatted for a while, danced a bit and of course, started making out. We had a pretty good time, and decided to take it a but further to her place. Things heated pretty fast and we spent the next few hours together naked on her bed. Even when we woke up it wasn't awkward at all, we kept cuddling. It was really fun and since I don't get lucky that often, I really wanted to have a date with her and see what it could be. (I know it's a bit weird to first spend the night together and then have dates) She said she was interested in dating as well so I thought things were going great. I decided to let her sleep by her self, so I could have a decent rest as well and we said goodbye. I left and when I arrived at my place, I remembered I had completely forgotten her name. So now here I am, sitting at my place having no clue how to contact that girl again...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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