Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Shit for a shit.

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My girlfriends roommate was a total biatch. She was always stomping around, slamming doors, leaving easy mac cups in the room until they got moldy and told my gf that she was leaving it for her to clean up. Well she started to stealing food and I had enough of her the way it was. My gf and I put together a bag of candy, just a bunch of fruity flavored tootsie rolls and 3-piece sticks of chocolate laxatives. My girlfriend came home from work and found that two of the sticks of laxatives were missing and that her roommate looked really pale. She called me to come over and about 2 minutes after I walked in the door, she made a dash for the restrooms. When she came back I asked her if she was ok. She replied "I think I'm dying" and tried to laugh it off. Next time don't be such a worthless piece of shit.....

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