I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Jizz-tooth.
Hey sorcerer, remember the time your fat drunk ass bent my tennis racket to try to impress some girl that you brought to your birthday party, and told me you weren't going to pay me back? No? Well I do. So later that night, I pulled that same girl aside and told her that you were gay and only bent the racket to impress another guy at the party. so even later that night after you passed out, me and that same girl hooked up on YOUR couch (and my hooked up i mean bj). after i got the blow-j that you were hoping to get but never did, i went to the bathroom to clean my self up a bit, so i grabbed your wash cloth and wiped my dick off with and put it back where it was by the sink. Then I used your toothbrush and scooped up all of the remaining jizz onto it. O but dont worry i remembered to pull the pubes out, but my DNA remained on your toothbrush through the night. I went to bed after that, but woke up the next morning to hear you.....brushing your teeth. When i heard this i just smiled and went back to sleep with the same girl from the night before. Dont worry about paying me back now. Its worth you still not knowing why I call you jizz-tooth.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.