Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Jizz-tooth.

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Hey sorcerer, remember the time your fat drunk ass bent my tennis racket to try to impress some girl that you brought to your birthday party, and told me you weren't going to pay me back? No? Well I do. So later that night, I pulled that same girl aside and told her that you were gay and only bent the racket to impress another guy at the party. so even later that night after you passed out, me and that same girl hooked up on YOUR couch (and my hooked up i mean bj). after i got the blow-j that you were hoping to get but never did, i went to the bathroom to clean my self up a bit, so i grabbed your wash cloth and wiped my dick off with and put it back where it was by the sink. Then I used your toothbrush and scooped up all of the remaining jizz onto it. O but dont worry i remembered to pull the pubes out, but my DNA remained on your toothbrush through the night. I went to bed after that, but woke up the next morning to hear you.....brushing your teeth. When i heard this i just smiled and went back to sleep with the same girl from the night before. Dont worry about paying me back now. Its worth you still not knowing why I call you jizz-tooth.

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