I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Revenge is worth the security deposit.
This is true. I had a deadbeat roommate that didn't pay his rent for over 4 months, and let most of our utility bills expire on several occasions even though all the other roommates were paying him their portion of the bill every month. He would go out and spend our money partying. On one occasion toward the end of the year he allowed the cable and gas bills to expire while he took our 600 dollars and went down partying at the beach with all his friends, leaving us all with no internet, no tv, and no hot showers. When we called him he told us that he had just called the company and that all should be restored in 15 minutes. He was lying. There was not much to do, so for 3 days straight we used his room as a bathroom. We peed on his bed, his work clothes, his casual clothes, in his hat, his shoes, on his cigarettes, you name it. We also made a match.com account in his name at a friends house and sent messages to every girl in a 3 mile radius and invited them to visit him at work using pictures from his facebook account. When he returned we had a great laugh as he wore almost all of the articles of clothing and slept in the bed, completely oblivious to the fact that he smelled like pee. People would make comments to us like "doesn't he realize he smells like pee?" He even let his twin brother and dad (who refused to bail out his sons reckless spending of our money) borrow a suit and tie for a special occasion. At the end of the year we all lost our 2000 security deposit thanks to him, but somehow it was okay.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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