Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I shared a room with about four other guys in a pretty nice house we rented. And one of these guys, Daniel, was a musical genius, already had released two or three CD's of songs he had performed, some of which he even wrote himself. But he was a total douche and never did anything around the house, only complained about how our food - he never cooked - was all crap and then he proceeded to raid the fridge and pantry. He was a slob and a jerk to everyone he came into contact with, so we decided to get him back. One day he came into the house sloppy drunk and starts bragging about how many girls he'd had. Well, one of my buddies had been recording the whole conversation (we didn't say anything, just let him brag on and on). He said all the girls' names and everything, and all sorts of inappropriate things about them. Well, about a week later he was getting ready to finish up another CD at the studio, and we came to visit and hear the final touches. The mixing artists had gone home for the day with the final playlist order saved on the computer. Well, we asked Daniel to show us the playlist so we can hear his songs, and he opens it up and enters the password, but he leaves to go to the bathroom. While he was gone, we switched the audio of one of the songs with his drunken confession from the previous week, and went ahead and changed the title and everything. When he came back we closed it and we all went home. Apparently no one checked the CD, and it got published with our tampering edited in. When he sent the CD to some of the girls he had knocked up - to show off his musical skill, of course - he was so surprised when they reported him to the school after hearing the one track on the CD, and eventually the school threw his ass out on the streets. Last I heard he's resorting to moving back in with his parents, desperate for one more shot in the studio.

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