I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
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I shared a room with about four other guys in a pretty nice house we rented. And one of these guys, Daniel, was a musical genius, already had released two or three CD's of songs he had performed, some of which he even wrote himself. But he was a total douche and never did anything around the house, only complained about how our food - he never cooked - was all crap and then he proceeded to raid the fridge and pantry. He was a slob and a jerk to everyone he came into contact with, so we decided to get him back. One day he came into the house sloppy drunk and starts bragging about how many girls he'd had. Well, one of my buddies had been recording the whole conversation (we didn't say anything, just let him brag on and on). He said all the girls' names and everything, and all sorts of inappropriate things about them. Well, about a week later he was getting ready to finish up another CD at the studio, and we came to visit and hear the final touches. The mixing artists had gone home for the day with the final playlist order saved on the computer. Well, we asked Daniel to show us the playlist so we can hear his songs, and he opens it up and enters the password, but he leaves to go to the bathroom. While he was gone, we switched the audio of one of the songs with his drunken confession from the previous week, and went ahead and changed the title and everything. When he came back we closed it and we all went home. Apparently no one checked the CD, and it got published with our tampering edited in. When he sent the CD to some of the girls he had knocked up - to show off his musical skill, of course - he was so surprised when they reported him to the school after hearing the one track on the CD, and eventually the school threw his ass out on the streets. Last I heard he's resorting to moving back in with his parents, desperate for one more shot in the studio.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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