I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
You are trash.
So DR, remember how it was my job to collect utilities every month, and just about everyone paid at different times in cash? Remeber how bad I looked when more than once the money that I was given for utilities suddenly vanished, causing everyone to view me as having questionable character? Finally, remember how a few weeks ago I was helping you work on your car because you didn't know what the fuck you were doing and you told me how broke you were and how you had to go to a friends wedding and could'nt afford to fix your car and go to the wedding. Then all of a sudden three days later the sixty bucks I had sitting on my desk was gone? Well I called our other roommate to see where you were and oddly enough you had money to go to the bar. Well that night I took your ipod touch, and decided that I'll be a bigger man and give you two weeks to fess up, simply because I would have rather had the sum of the money you've stollen from me back. A few day later you asked one of my friends if he knew anything about you're ipod and he told you that I might know something about it. Funny how you were still too much of a pussy to say anything about it, even when you knew who had it. We'll guess what the password you thought would make me give it back, pretty easy to get past once I reformatted it, causing the password and the $500+ in apps to go away. Oh yeah, and the weekend you were gone to the wedding, I pissed all over your bed and jizzed on your pillow. Only for you and your stupid what trash girlfriend to sleep on it three days later. I guess If I were trash like you I wouldn't notice the smell of urine either. Oh btw, since me and the other rm mate both think you're a piece of shit thats too much of a pussy to talk about what you did like men, we're going to be moving another rm mate in and you out. I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize that all of your shit is sitting on the curb and that you are now homeless. Here's a little advice, don't steal from your fucking rm mates!
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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