Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You are trash.

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So DR, remember how it was my job to collect utilities every month, and just about everyone paid at different times in cash? Remeber how bad I looked when more than once the money that I was given for utilities suddenly vanished, causing everyone to view me as having questionable character? Finally, remember how a few weeks ago I was helping you work on your car because you didn't know what the fuck you were doing and you told me how broke you were and how you had to go to a friends wedding and could'nt afford to fix your car and go to the wedding. Then all of a sudden three days later the sixty bucks I had sitting on my desk was gone? Well I called our other roommate to see where you were and oddly enough you had money to go to the bar. Well that night I took your ipod touch, and decided that I'll be a bigger man and give you two weeks to fess up, simply because I would have rather had the sum of the money you've stollen from me back. A few day later you asked one of my friends if he knew anything about you're ipod and he told you that I might know something about it. Funny how you were still too much of a pussy to say anything about it, even when you knew who had it. We'll guess what the password you thought would make me give it back, pretty easy to get past once I reformatted it, causing the password and the $500+ in apps to go away. Oh yeah, and the weekend you were gone to the wedding, I pissed all over your bed and jizzed on your pillow. Only for you and your stupid what trash girlfriend to sleep on it three days later. I guess If I were trash like you I wouldn't notice the smell of urine either. Oh btw, since me and the other rm mate both think you're a piece of shit thats too much of a pussy to talk about what you did like men, we're going to be moving another rm mate in and you out. I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize that all of your shit is sitting on the curb and that you are now homeless. Here's a little advice, don't steal from your fucking rm mates!

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