Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Don't touch my computer.

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Sophomore year I had a mouth breathing, anime porn loving roommate. Since my freshman roommate loved everything anime, I was already pretty goddamn tired of this. I brought a mini fridge, and he didn't, so everything he put in there I told him was mine (unless he wanted to drink piss warm mountain dew). He would buy sleeves of the stuff and I would drink most of them, or hand them out to friends calling them a "Rays' Cola". To get me back he let people in the room and had them meatspin my laptop. I wanted to make sure that I went over the top on him, so when he went home the following weekend he came back to a room that had no sheets on the bed, a mattress that was moved into the basement, a keyboard my friend on the other side of campus was holding for him (Ray was a computer science major, he may need that), and all of his food/drinks had been given away. Don't touch my fucking computer.

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