Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Gin, cider, and cat shit.

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A few years before I left for college, my older brother and I were drinking at our parents house one night. As is common with brothers, he was kicking my ass at some video game. He then paused it and drunkenly lurched off to pee, but decided that he would first pick up a giant clump of cat shit from the kitty litter box and hurl it at me, then order me to make him another drink (we only had gin and apple cider, so options were limited). As is also common with the younger brother, I called him a bitch but proceeded to make him his drink, but then I realized that the murky brown color of the cider suited my vengeance perfectly. He came out of the bathroom, said something retarded, and drank the entire glass of gin, cider, and cat shit I had made for him.

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