Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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You Got Sleep-pubed.

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Ok, so my roommate this past year (freshmen) was some kid from the middle of NY state didn't like partying, drinking, and drugs. He is also whipped like no other. His girlfriend goes to Virginia Tech and he video chats with her for at least 5 hours a day. So my friend and I go out for the night and I come back, after having a brownie and I come back messed up. The next morning he asked me how my night was and I said it was fine, so I get breakfast and come back to find my RA (who lived in a split triple with me) in my room. He asks me multiple times what I had in my drawer and eventually the cops come and confiscate my stash. Angry, I ask my roommate why he betrayed me and he replies that he only slept one hour last night because he thought I was shaking in bed although in reality I was shivering because I didn't wear a shirt and had my fan on. He complained that I was talking in my sleep, something which I do occasionally. Anyway, he said it was a hard thing to do but he felt that he had to, even though he clearly could have given me a warning that if I bothered him again he would report me, instead of backstabbing me as he did, since he was all chummy before I left breakfast and I return to get in trouble. So as a result I had to do 30 hours of community service, as well as having the fact that I violated the drug policy on my school record. I felt wronged by this kid who felt he made the "best" decision. I had a strong desire for vengeance and soon took a few courses of action that none would think of. First, after going to the bathroom I went to the bathroom, took the defecated water and put a bit into his mouthwash, which my roommate proceeded to use later that day and got a stomach ache. My second, and more notorious move (actually done a few times over the year) was when I put pubes on him while he was sleeping. I also put some urine in his soda once. The End.

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