I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
You Got Sleep-pubed.
Ok, so my roommate this past year (freshmen) was some kid from the middle of NY state didn't like partying, drinking, and drugs. He is also whipped like no other. His girlfriend goes to Virginia Tech and he video chats with her for at least 5 hours a day. So my friend and I go out for the night and I come back, after having a brownie and I come back messed up. The next morning he asked me how my night was and I said it was fine, so I get breakfast and come back to find my RA (who lived in a split triple with me) in my room. He asks me multiple times what I had in my drawer and eventually the cops come and confiscate my stash. Angry, I ask my roommate why he betrayed me and he replies that he only slept one hour last night because he thought I was shaking in bed although in reality I was shivering because I didn't wear a shirt and had my fan on. He complained that I was talking in my sleep, something which I do occasionally. Anyway, he said it was a hard thing to do but he felt that he had to, even though he clearly could have given me a warning that if I bothered him again he would report me, instead of backstabbing me as he did, since he was all chummy before I left breakfast and I return to get in trouble. So as a result I had to do 30 hours of community service, as well as having the fact that I violated the drug policy on my school record. I felt wronged by this kid who felt he made the "best" decision. I had a strong desire for vengeance and soon took a few courses of action that none would think of. First, after going to the bathroom I went to the bathroom, took the defecated water and put a bit into his mouthwash, which my roommate proceeded to use later that day and got a stomach ache. My second, and more notorious move (actually done a few times over the year) was when I put pubes on him while he was sleeping. I also put some urine in his soda once. The End.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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