I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Crab meat shoebox.
This is not really a confession since you were there when I did it, but this story is too funny not to tell. All year I was pretty much a perfect roommate considering I was never there and slept at my girlfriends nearly every night, meaning you could sit around and jerk it to anime porn and play video games all day. I even invited you out to a few parties because it was too depressing to think of you spending every weekend of your first year of college drinking your mom's stolen tequila by yourself in the dorms. At the end of the year when I moved out why did you rip my red hot chili peppers poster in half and then come show me it down the hall? Well you got what you deserved when my friends and I filled a shoebox with canned crab meet, our collective ass wipes on tissue paper, and pretty much any rotten food we could find; and then hid it behind your entertainment center. Of course I couldn't resist the temptation to piss on a long tube sock and slap you across the face with it as you lay passed out in a drunken tequila stupor. The best part is when you woke up and we told you what we were doing and you told me OK, but only for ten more seconds and then you are going to get mad.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.