Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Jalepeno Mouthwash.

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Hey Mike--remember last week when my younger brother came all the way up to Pennsylvania from Austin? Remember how you were really nice to his face, but then as soon as you got drunk, you made fun of his stutter and pretended to have a seizure in front of all of our friends? Yeah, well, no one (including your hot girlfriend) thought it was funny. In fact, your girlfriend felt so bad for my brother that she came back the next day while you were at work and screwed his brains out in your bed. Yes, that's why she doesn't want to talk to you any more. And because I didn't think that was quite enough, I dumped out half of your mouthwash and refilled it with jalepeno brine. Yes, that's why it burns and tastes worse than usual. I plan on doing it for at least the rest of the summer. Don't mess with Texas, jackass.

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