It's all about the circumstances...
The wrong drink.
I'd arrive early to school, it was 7:30 am. There was barely teachers there, so i went to my first classroom, the teacher wasn't there but i saw a coffee cup on the table. That's when i had a great idea, perhaps lets call it a prank. A really good one. I grabbed the coffee, took it into the bathroom with me, pour all the coffee out and i had another drink on my backpack, an energy drink. So i poured the energy drink until the middle of the coffer cup then i fill it up some *pee*, well yeah its disgusting but i was young and crazy!. I took the coffee back into the teacher's desk. It was 8:30 am and everybody had arrived, we were ready for class. I was sitting at the back sit, with a troll face waiting for the teacher to drink the coffee, man i had made up a really good prank!, so the teacher was explaining and it was then when he grabbed the coffee, took it into his mouth and all i saw was him throwing that coffee away with that disgusting face. Everyone was laughing but not that many. After my last class he came up to me and said " It was you, right? " I said " Me? ", yeah you he said. He stared laughing and said " I know how it feels, young and crazy ". He went away.
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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