I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.
Tweets From Abe Lincoln, Star of the Hit Film Lincoln ( ...
You know why they didn’t make a movie about George Washington? Because no one gives a crap about that damn cherry tree story. I don’t take off work for my birthday… so explain to me why the hell the rest of the country does? After everything I’ve done for this country, how do they pay me back? By putting my picture on the damn penny!! The penny!!!! What an insult!!!” Shout-out to Daniel Day-Lewis, who, out of respect to me, didn’t try and mimic my real-life squeaky girly voice. Great news…my log cabin is being featured in this month’s Log Cabin Digest. Chicks dig my beard. Don’t tell anyone but I used Wikipedia as a source when I wrote The Gettysburg Address. Things to do today: 1. Buy milk 2. Free the slaves 3. Get a haircut Going to the theatre tonight. Should be a blast. (Too soon?) Honest Abe, my ass I will lie and cheat all day long to get what I want. I’m gangsta! Lincoln Logs. Never made a dime from them. Not a dime. I knew I shouldn’t have hired a lawyer who wasn’t Jewish. Highlight of my career? Meeting Spielberg. Although he should have taken my advice and shelled out more money to make my film in 3D.
Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More »
In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More »
For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.
Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More »