I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.
WTF was wrong with you?
Dearest best friend, I loved to come to your birthday, even if we were both not feeling too well. You made me stay two days longer than I intended, and I was okay with it, although I had had other plans. But do you also remember forcing me to watch a whole movie without sound, claiming it was “because it is a French movie “ and “I must learn to bear the silence”? That you offered me a whole two meals in those three days and would get mad if I asked your neighbor to bring me some McDonald’s? That you got mad that one night at 2a.m. when I wanted to go to bed and you didn’t? You scared the crap out of me, because I never knew what was going to happen next. I listened to your complaints about your boyfriend and life in general and tried to give you some advice. I listened patiently to the same things over and over for three days. I was okay with all that. That’s what friends are for, right? But the one time I wanted to pour my heart out to about how I was too shy and unattractive to ever get a boyfriend, you told me, “Well, I could go to the next club right now and take, like, 10 guys home with me. Some weeks ago someone even asked me if I wanted to model for them.” Oh, and you also undressed and walked around in front of me in underwear with your perfect body for the next one and a half hour. So please do not wonder why I didn’t take you to my place to stay with me for the next one or two weeks (like you suggested), or why I call so seldom. Please learn some sensitiveness.
Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More »
In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More »
For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.
Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More »