I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.
This can't really be the future of America?
I work in a restaurant like other people that are attending college. I was given a "title" which means I have to bust my ass, do what the GM tells me, and not bitch. I am also responsible for babysitting children age 18-45. I don't fucking get it? Seriously, the people that I am in charge of have no god damn clue as to what a hard day or work is. I'm 28 so I've had my chance to party, get fucked up, chase pussy and act like a complete lunatic. The thing is I can still out party all you clowns, and still be ready at the time the schedule says to be. Anytime I make an appearance at the bar where am I between 8-4 the next/same day? Right there in the kitchen working circles around your soft ass'. You're young and "YOLO", I get it, Your only making $9.00 an hour, I get it. If I were you at your age I'd be mad as fuck, but I would A)Walk the fuck out. B) Put my 2 weeks in C) Ask all management why the fuck I haven't gotten a raise. But I wouldn't come to work with a chip on my shoulder actin like I don't give a fuck. Because if I see YOU don't give a fuck about your job, then why should I give a fuck to pay you? That was for the age group 18 - 35. As for the rest. GROW THE FUCK UP!!! A lot of people are unhappy with where they are in life. I figured I would already be done with school but hey, whatever. It's life. Anyway, how the fuck are you gonna try and grab raw beef with your hand and then turn the fuck around and put your bacteria infested hand all over ready to eat food? You walk around work like your some hot shit, hittin on girls that are young enough to be your children, talkin about how you managed this place and that, had your own place, blah blah blah blah fucking blah. NOBODY BELIEVES YOU DUDE. I know that once I'm done with school and I have a job, assuming I am higher on the corporate totem pole than you, I am going to compare every employee to you fucking degenerates. If they're unfortunate enough to show any qualities you fucks have, they will be terminated and/or denied employment. How hard is it to come to work to actually WORK? Are we suppose to pay you so you can stand around talking to your friends while orders are not being made? FUCK NO! I HATE YOU. With this rant, I do solemnly swear, that I, will from now until I quit, punish, fire, and make your lives at work, so unbearable, you walk out, all while, being professional, maintaining my composure, and not going berserk on all of you.
Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More »
In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More »
For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.
Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More »