If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Okay, here is my goal. I'm going to get a degree in engineering at MIT, and then I'm going to get my PHD in neurology. And then I'm going to build a machine that allows you to go without sleep without any adverse affects. And then I'm going to spend the extra eight hours a day looking at pictures of cats on the internet.
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