If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Presents that unwrap themselves
I'll never forget the Christmas my brother to me to a strip club for my first time ever. A young college girl came out on the catwalk and made her way to the pole, accompanied by Blind Melon's one-hit wonder, No Rain. I found this an odd choice of song to dance to for a stripper, let alone a young college student. I verbally made the observation to my brother who quickly replied from the side of his mouth, "There's music playing?".
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