Rough Love

Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.

Rough Love
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First time

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The first time I had sex with my girlfriend I was a virgin, she was somewhat experienced but she has a social anxiety disorder. So needless to say we were both really extremely nervous. We had madeout a few times before but that was really the extent of it. So we thought we had comeup with a way to make the first time a little less stressful. We would just turnoff all the lights get naked and crawl under the covers and see what happened. The problem was we were both too nervous and scared to really do anything at that point and after what felt like a lifetime she bursts out laughing... I was really confused cause I thought she was laughing at me. She momentarily calms to ask me "hey, do you wanna feel my balls?" .... I'm instantly filled with shock and panic because though I'm inexperienced I've had biology and well... to be honest I've seen porn. Girls... real girls... don't have balls. I'm frozen in panic as she laughs and grabs my hand and tells me to calm down as she takes my hand lower and lower... I'm about to bolt when.... she stops at her belly button. She had her belly button peirced awhile ago and got a new ring for it that had these balls on it... She laughed and called me a perv. I was so relieved. On a side note... after that comic relief... 10 points for Gryffindor!

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