I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
God Save the Queen.
So, I'm English but I've been living in the US for a couple of years now, but as you can imagine, my accent hasn't really changed since I moved. Well, about a year ago I was seeing a guy (he was American) and after a few dates we spent the night together. However, when we were right in the middle of it, he stopped, when I asked what was wrong, he said he couldn't continue unless I didn't speak at all, when I asked why, he said that all he could see when I spoke was Queen Elizabeth and that it was really killing the mood for him. Of course, that was the last time we saw each other.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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