I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.

I live in an apartment with my mom and she likes to burn incents alot. Today when I came home the smoke had gotten so thick that when it got through the doorway it caused the whole apartment building's fire alarm to go off. When my mom saw the fire trucks arriving she snuck out of the apartment and just sat in the car while I had to try and explain myself to the cops. The cop... Read More » told me to quit smoking indoors and stop blaming it on my mom.

My friend and I were at a party one night and found this really, REALLY hot chick. We kind of chilled for a little bit, and enough time passed for my friend to get higher than Doug Benson in "Super High Me". The problem is that when he's high, he gets extremely paranoid....I dunno why. Anyway, being the cool wingman, I told the hot chick to go over and say hi to my "high as Lucy... Read More » in the Sky with Diamonds" friend. So she did. She tapped him on the shoulder, to which she promptly got a hard, loud cracking slap to the cheek. Smooth move, Ex-lax.

My fiance and I were just at a restaurant and overheard our waitress taking payment from the table next to us. It was two guys and two girls. The two guys gave the waitress two credit cards and she asked how they would like the bill split between the cards. Their bill was $51 and some change. The two guys said they wanted it split in half and one goes "Yeah, $25 on one and $25... Read More » on the other." It took all of mine & my fiance's strength not to laugh at them. The poor waitress had to explain that wouldn't cover the bill and guys looked at her like she was stupid. We tipped her well because we felt bad.