I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My longtime Boy Friend is a big history nerd, especially World War Two history. Almost every night when we go to bed he plays with my nipples. He pretends they are an old fashioned radio and turns them, pretending to change frequency and channels. While he is doing this he says in a fake British accent "This is broad sword calling Danny boy. Broad sword calling Danny boy. Can you read me... over." he does this a few times. He says it is from an old World War Two movie with Clint Eastwood in it, but I forget the title. He then proceeds to tap my nipples as if they were an old fashioned telegraph machine and sending morse code. Is it strange that my 25 year old bf does this? is it stranger that I enjoy it?
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