I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Thin walls and awkward mornings.
Around 10 months ago my girlfriend and I were visiting her parents for the weekend and during breakfast after the first night her teenage brother, assumingly trying to embarrass her, loudly announced that he hadn't been able to sleep that night because of us having such loud sex and asked us to be more considerate. I looked to my girlfiend, then to her mum and dad and grinned widely as we hadn't had sex that night because we were too tried from the trip. She now has to hide from me when she phones her mother because I bang on the door, make sex noises and shout her fathers name.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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