I went to London with my class recently. We are from Norway, so it was a big thing for us. My best friends name is Simen, a popular norwegian name. What's weird about it, is that it is pronounced like ''semen''. So we were in Denmark street and I looked at the time and we were late for class meeting in Oxford street. Simen however didn't give a shit. So I stormed to a lobby of a piano shop and shouted: Simen, come on! The look on employees face... Priceless.