I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
To My Asshole Ex-Boyfriend
I wrote this in the heat of the moment and posted it on my blog. 7,000 people read it and I got a ton of comments. My ex heard about it and cried like a baby for me to take it down. I said "f* you." It's still on my blog today :) --- I’m a nice person. I bend over backwards to help friends in need, but since when have I ever done that for an ex-boyfriend? The answer is never and I’m not starting today. All the goodness that’s in my heart doesn’t get shared with someone who didn’t deserve it in the first place — you. Yet you call me up and ask me a favor. And not just any favor. You ask me to hop on a plane and take your spot in court because you can’t go. Instead of stepping up to obligations and responsibilities, you want to go frolic with some girl at a wedding and have the nerve to assume I’d miss a whole days pay to take your place. What the hell are you thinking? We haven’t spoken in months and this is what you throw at me? Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a total bitch. If it was an aunt, uncle, cousin, family friend or best friend getting married — sure I’d help you out. But the fact that you asked me to bail you out so you can go to a stranger’s wedding with a random girl is ridiculous. I’m not an idiot. I’d expect you to moved on. I’m not blinded by the fact that you have a new girl in your life. But don’t get mad at me when I say I’m not missing out on $100+ for you. And the fact that you offered to give me a day of pay, is insulting — I’m not a stripper. I’m done bending over backwards for you. I’ve done things for you that I wouldn’t have done for anyone else. I loved you, you abused it and you keep right on doing the same thing. You will never learn, but I have. So thanks for nothing — nothing during our relationship and nothing after. Nothing but constantly reminding me of why we broke up in the first place. PS.. If I didn’t despise you so much, I would have taken the money.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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