An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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Be careful what you wish
A friend of mine told me that he doesnt want to have a daughter,because she might be a slut when she'll grow up.Of course he didnt think that he could have sex with her when his wife be on her period.And when his daughter be on her period... then.. is better to have a gay son as well.
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