Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Junkie's revenge.

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Remember how we were really close the beginning of freshmen year and I decided to tell you about my past drug problem and how though I still drank/toked i finally got clean from heroin and blow? And remember how after that little confession you moved everything you owned into your locked bedroom, stole my key to the apartment (multiple times) so I had to you to let me in, broke into my room and searched it (again, multiple times), told the world I was "a junkie", spoke down to me like I was 5, and angrily kicked all my friends out everytime they were over because it looked like I might be "scoring"? Well you are a fat bitch with no life experience and a need to be above someone. I slept with your boyfriend (the one you lost your virginity to) and convinced him to break up with you so we could keep hooking up, put my fingernail clippings in your shampoo, dumped my ashtrays out in your radiator, sent you creepy notes and pictures of your window to make you think you had a stalker, and posted an ad on craigslist (with all your info) as a transvestite hooker. Oh yeah, and remember how you bought all that lowfat/lowcarb weight loss food but you still gained weight? Anytime there was an open container I added mayo or bacon fat depending on the color. So next time try not to treat people like shit.

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