I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Remember how we were really close the beginning of freshmen year and I decided to tell you about my past drug problem and how though I still drank/toked i finally got clean from heroin and blow? And remember how after that little confession you moved everything you owned into your locked bedroom, stole my key to the apartment (multiple times) so I had to you to let me in, broke into my room and searched it (again, multiple times), told the world I was "a junkie", spoke down to me like I was 5, and angrily kicked all my friends out everytime they were over because it looked like I might be "scoring"? Well you are a fat bitch with no life experience and a need to be above someone. I slept with your boyfriend (the one you lost your virginity to) and convinced him to break up with you so we could keep hooking up, put my fingernail clippings in your shampoo, dumped my ashtrays out in your radiator, sent you creepy notes and pictures of your window to make you think you had a stalker, and posted an ad on craigslist (with all your info) as a transvestite hooker. Oh yeah, and remember how you bought all that lowfat/lowcarb weight loss food but you still gained weight? Anytime there was an open container I added mayo or bacon fat depending on the color. So next time try not to treat people like shit.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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