Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Beard trimmer.

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Hey asswipe. You remember when you would continuously use MY beard trimmer to trim your beard? And how you thought that I didn't know it? Well I certainly did because you never cleaned all the stragglers out of it, nor off the sink. Nor did you ever clean the stragglers out of your beard (We could all see it; they aren't just going to fall out). So you know what I did my friend? I went out and bought a new one to use for my face and kept the old one in the bathroom as always to trim my pubes, taint, and even my ass a couple of times, knowing full well you would do me the honor of using it. I hope your girlfriend liked the smell of my sweaty ball sack and feces. You should ask permission before using people's things and you should wash yourself more than every few days buddy.

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