Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Don't fall asleep.

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You are such a tool. Sometimes when you're asleep I take some small scissors and clip off little bits of your hair, which I then drop in your mouth. Then I spit in your mouth to make you swallow. After rubbing my feet against yours for a little while, I like to whisper in your ear the names of my enemies, in the hopes that you'll subconsciously feel the need to murder them. Don't button-mash next time.

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