Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I framed your dog.

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My roommate is so disgusting. He chews and spits into bottles that don't have a cap so they frequently spill on our carpet. He also has this good for nothing Australian Sheppard who pees and shits all over our carpet with no repercussions. The dog always seems to shit within a step of my door and late night urinating leds to me stepping in his dog's shit. So, to counteract all of the shit I had to clean off my bare feet I poured your chew spit into your dogs water bowl, causing it to have explosive diarrhea all over your room. I also knocked over one of your spitters on to your computer. It was so perfect that you leave half eaten food on your desk next to your dozens of spitters and your computer. You thought your piece of shit dog did it. P.S. I fucked your girlfriend several weeks later and she was nice enough to say, "John never fucks me like that"

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