I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I'm not Judas
My girlfriends parents are really nice people. They are, however, very prudish (church going types that are very proper). One day we were at the dinner table and my girl was talking about how she used to suck on her thumb until she was about 10 years old. She then looked at me and said "that's how I got so good with my tongue" and winked at me. Her mom nearly choked on her food and her dad looked at me like I was Judas.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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