I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
What's that noise?
When I was in HS I had a girlfriend who lived in Harlem. I lived in Nassau county but she saw each other at least 2-3 times a week. One day were smoking in my backyard and we start fooling around. After 30 minutes of fugking we hear my next door neighbors, an elderly couple, in there yard (separated by a fence) asking each other "What's that noise?" She runs naked into the house while I grab her stuff up casually and enter the house. We continued our sex in every room, except my moms room and included the stairway.
Sean Sheist |
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