My dad, who has a degree in education and works as a career counselor at a local college, will not properly use bold, italics, or underlining when writing email messages. Instead, he INSISTS on CAPITALIZING certain words for EMPHASIS throughout his WHOLE MESSAGE.
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I used to work for a video streaming service as technical support. I can't tell you how infuriating it can be to deal with people who can't use email properly, yet want to stream movies online. We used to profile the worst ones by their signature use of IE as a browser. One day I had a call from a nice but technology-impaired woman. During troubleshooting, I asked which browser she was using. Her reply was, "I have Verizon Internet.", to which I replied, "I'm sorry, I mean which Program do you use to access the Internet?" "I use Yahoo..." Was her reply. Slightly annoyed, all i said was, "ok then, I'm going to assume you use Internet explorer, and pretend like this is going really well." Luckily she laughed.
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