Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Listen to me now

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My roommate is a serial monogamist. She can never be single, and within a month of breaking up with her last girlfriend (yes, she's a lesbian), she already has a new girlfriend. Being the best friend that I am, I have sat there and listened to her cry for HOURS when things end, and rant for HOURS about some new 'perfect' bitch in her life. Meanwhile, she can't spend two minutes listening to me about my relationship issues, which has ended with me crying myself to sleep a few times. Well, best friend, I fucking HATE your new girlfriend, if I haven't made that blatantly clear already. The next time I hear you fucking through the walls and her horrible giggles, I am going to clean my feet with both of your toothbrushes. Oh, and did I mention I fucked on all of your brand new leather couches? It was anal too. Maybe listen to me the next time I try to say something, bitch,

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