This is rediculous! I've been sitting at my table for two hours and the waiter still hasn't taken my order! I'm never coming to McDonalds again!
I'd Like to Thank All the Puny Humans
Last October, Dr. Ralph Steinman died just hours before winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine. For years, Dr. Steinman had searched for a cure for the cancer that eventually killed him, sometimes using himself as a guinea pig. Traditionally, scientists who conduct dangerous experiments on themselves have been denied the prestigious award, but with this new precedent, the heavy favorite for this year's Nobel Prize in Physics is Dr. Bruce Banner for his groundbreaking work with gamma rays.
A Woman with Three Cats
An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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Throw Me A Bone
If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Dry Your Eyes
The worst part about accidently rubbing deodorant into your eye is that it won't let you have any tears to cry it out.
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