If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Oedipus Rex Reginarum
A Queens woman on trial for the murder of her husband told the jury on Tuesday that her husband had forced her to participate in bizarre sex games in which he'd wear a diaper and call her "mommy." But prosecutors dispute the woman's claim of self-defense. "She didn't have to shoot the guy," said the district attorney, "she could have just given him a time-out."
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