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Rude Things My Dog has Done this Week

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#1. Walked up to my car and pissed on my tire #2. Ate 15 pieces of gum out of my brand new gum pack #3. Ate 7 of my thongs #4. Started to play my guitar and as soon as I strummed a note he got up and left the room. #5. I told him he smelled like a sock, he then bitch-slapped me.

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