I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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I like to talk dirty during sex, especially when I'm drunk. I get pretty unoriginal replies usually, often just repeating what I say more or less. But recently, while with a random girl from the bar, we were on round two for the night and she was on top riding. I told her something like, "cum all over my fucking cock." Without skipping a beat, she replied, "I already have twice, you need to catch up." I was thoroughly impressed.
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