If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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People often ask me if I have ADD, I think its because I don't focus and use the force of nature was a great movie that I saw recently I went to the store they had me at hello goodbye is a song by the time I got to the party everyone was already wasted most of the lesson in the end of time we will rise up and conquer my fear of spiderman! spiderman! radioactive spidermaaan!
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