I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I miss farting freely
I've been dating my boyfriend for almost two years and the whole farting thing still isn't out in the open. I do everything humanly possible to not fart around him. and i KNOW he does too. one night i put my hand on his stomach and he tightened it up so i could feel his six pack and - whoops! - out popped a tooter! it was hilarious because i could literally feel his cheeks get hot from embarassment. but so ive developed this technique where i 'catch' my own farts. i feel one coming on, separate my cheeks and catch the fart with one hand. i have noticed i wake up in the middle of the night to catch my own farts - this habit transcends to even when i sleep alone. thats what i miss about being single, farting freely.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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