Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Have a nice meal!

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So, you know how I work really hard and have to go in early every day? And you know how you stay up late every night, smoking weed in the living room (right outside my bedroom door) with all the windows shut, have loud sex with your stoner girlfriend in the shower (also right next to my bedroom) and do absolutely no work and never attend class? And how you rip on me constantly for being gay and joke that I must just lo-oove sticking my fingers (among other things) up my ass? Well, guess what. I just did. And then I wiped my hands all over your cutlery set out for your romantic, pre-bong valentines meal, without washing my hands. Enjoy your dinner.

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