I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My wife (girlfriend at the time) and I were at my company Christmas party. They were having some gift exchange game. She ended up with a pack of KY massage oil and lube. We were pretty excited to get home and try them out. When we did, it turns out that not all of them were massage oil and lube, some were just one or the other. Well I grabbed one that was apparently only for massages. When I applied it, it was warm but not uncomfortable but when we started, it started burning both of us quite badly. I can only imagine how bad it was for her seeing as in could wash it off easily. To this day we can't hear "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon without cracking up.
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