I walked into my 8 o'clock class to be told by my teacher that we have a surprise quiz to take. She hands out the quizzes face down and told us not to flip them over until told so. She then tells us to start. Everyone flips their quizzes over to see a piece of paper that says, "April Fools!". The guy next to me then bolts up from his desk, looks directly at my teacher and tells... Read More » her to "get fucked!". He then grabs his bag and walks out.

So I'm a 4th year uni student who has decided to add and English minor to my degree to help my employment prospects as a teacher. I knew a first year classroom would be painful but I forgot just how painful. We were reviewing some crappy poem and discussing what we could pick up from a first reading. Normal English, touchy feely bullcrap and then one girl took the cake. She raised... Read More » her hand and said "Emotions." When the tutor asked her to clarify/specify she simply said "There's just lots of emotions in this."

I have a professor who gets annoyed if students wear apparel from other schools. He told us he won't mind people doing that in March if their favorite team "makes it to the big dance." The guy next to me says with a totally straight face, "You mean there's a dance?"

So in class my teacher was telling us how researchers think they found an area like the Garden of Eden. Then a girl in my class says "Wait so they found her (as in Eve)". This is the same girl who thought that Adam and Eve were still alive.

We were doing a Chemistry Practical in our class once, using very expensive chemicals that we had scarce amounts of. We had pipettes to ensure that we use a few drops and that nothing was lost. The teacher, went on and on about this fact, until he noticed two girls at the back chatting, ignoring him. He shouted out at them saying "Sarah, I hope you're listening, I have it on good... Read More » authority that you are a squirter". She went bright red, and the class burst out laughing, and teacher was oblivious to what he said that was possibly so funny.

My old biology teacher from high school once brought a huge home made vagina to our sex ed class.It was made of a pink towel-like fabric and the clit was made out of a plastic bottle cap. Also that day she put a condom on a chair leg.