Beach

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King of the skies.

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"We might have taken our beach themed party a bit too far with the sand in our garage.... It was worth it."

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I'll miss you summer.

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Don't worry. Some people say that's good luck.

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Wait, I thought artists were extinct.

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Unfortunately, Pluto was washed out to sea.

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This is a very graphic representation of the Trojan Horse sneaking into Troy. And it was built by a 6 year-old.

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What's wrong, you got sand in your vagina?

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"The wind sucked."

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I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it.

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"We ran out of cash on the last day of the trip, but there was a sand sculpting contest with a $500 grand prize. We were determined to win. It took 8 guys nearly 3 hours to build our scuplture titled "What happens in Daytona stays in Daytona"."

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If you keep doing that, the problem isn't going to go away.

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"The girl in the middle has crabs."

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How much would you pay to see a 300+ pound man jump on top of them?

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"Uh oh... better start digging."

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Don't you hate it when you get sand in your crack?

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A dick that's only about twice as long as it is thick.

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The only way they could get him to sit still for the senior picture.