Classroom

Back in 10th grade, my German teacher was explaining a project he wanted us to do and said it was worth a lot of points so if we didn't do it, we were screwed. Without even thinking, I blurted out, "But I like to be screwed." The whole class, including my teacher, laughed at me for 10 minutes.

I was given a nice bubble-gum pink dress recently. I plan on saving it until I finally graduate with my JD/MD so I can have an Elle Woods moment.

I walked into my 8 o'clock class to be told by my teacher that we have a surprise quiz to take. She hands out the quizzes face down and told us not to flip them over until told so. She then tells us to start. Everyone flips their quizzes over to see a piece of paper that says, "April Fools!". The guy next to me then bolts up from his desk, looks directly at my teacher and tells... Read More » her to "get fucked!". He then grabs his bag and walks out.

So I'm a 4th year uni student who has decided to add and English minor to my degree to help my employment prospects as a teacher. I knew a first year classroom would be painful but I forgot just how painful. We were reviewing some crappy poem and discussing what we could pick up from a first reading. Normal English, touchy feely bullcrap and then one girl took the cake. She raised... Read More » her hand and said "Emotions." When the tutor asked her to clarify/specify she simply said "There's just lots of emotions in this."

Another boring day in school. I have nothing to do, so I just drink water for the third straight lesson. After about 10 minutes I wanted to go pee. I asked the teacher politely and explained that nature calls to which he replied: tell her you will call back after the lesson. So for half an hour I was sitting there and when i heard the bell, I ran out to the toalet. But when I... Read More » reached the toalet, I noticed that the lights were off. I was confused, why the lamps are broken and why are they broken in the ucking toalet. I thought: No biggie, I can't see, but I have 4 more sences i can use. So I went peeing blindly. As I was half-way done some guy walked in. I was embarresed when he turned the lights on by pressing the botton near the door...

My photography teacher showed our class the "God Made a Farmer" video on YouTube because the photography in it was actually really good. At the conclusion of the video YouTube suggestions popped up as always and I noticed in the bottom right corner a suggestion......for Pornhub. I tried to take a picture but I spent so much time laughing and showing everyone else that I missed... Read More » my chance. That made my entire week. Hope it makes yours.

I have a professor who gets annoyed if students wear apparel from other schools. He told us he won't mind people doing that in March if their favorite team "makes it to the big dance." The guy next to me says with a totally straight face, "You mean there's a dance?"

So in class my teacher was telling us how researchers think they found an area like the Garden of Eden. Then a girl in my class says "Wait so they found her (as in Eve)". This is the same girl who thought that Adam and Eve were still alive.

We were doing a Chemistry Practical in our class once, using very expensive chemicals that we had scarce amounts of. We had pipettes to ensure that we use a few drops and that nothing was lost. The teacher, went on and on about this fact, until he noticed two girls at the back chatting, ignoring him. He shouted out at them saying "Sarah, I hope you're listening, I have it on good... Read More » authority that you are a squirter". She went bright red, and the class burst out laughing, and teacher was oblivious to what he said that was possibly so funny.

Back in 2008 i was still in high school and there was this incredibly annoying and loud girl in my class. So, one day, the teacher asked how cattle production worked and this girl raises her hand, stands up on her seat and yells: "THE BULL HUMPS THE COWS"

My old biology teacher from high school once brought a huge home made vagina to our sex ed class.It was made of a pink towel-like fabric and the clit was made out of a plastic bottle cap. Also that day she put a condom on a chair leg.

Here are some of the things I heard while walking the halls of my high school. "Have you ever wanted to take your parents medications to see what would happen?" "I don't talk to any guys except my boyfriend!" and "you scared me for a second, I thought yo were a guy!"

Back in Grade 11, I had this English teacher who always says the stupidest things each class. The stupidest thing she said was the following, she believed that anything divided by zero was equal to zero. The class spent the next 45 minutes explaining to her that you can't divide by zero. She still didn't believe us.

In 8th grade it was my homeroom/french teacher's first year of teaching. So one day we were watching a french music video that took place in an airport, he gets in front of the class kicks the air in front of him and yells: WEST JET, KICK-ASS!! He never mentioned or talked about it for the remainder of he year.

In my class we were reading "Paradise Lost" and when we got to Jesus a girl in my class asked "Wait did Jesus die before or after he went on the cross"?

I was in a chemistry class and the teacher repeatedly told us that while we are working with acids to NOT touch our face....well one girl had to bright idea itd get rid of a zit on her lip...the next day she looks like an even more screwed up version of the joker and wonders why it didnt work

I go to a Catholic high school and have a nun as a Theology teaher.One day she was explaining how you can't find any of the books that are in the Bible as separate books (meaning that if you wanted to read a certain book of the Bible, you would need to get the whole Bible, you wouldn't be able to get only 1 book). To explain this, and these were her exact words, she said "You... Read More » can't go to the library and pick up the Gospel of Penis!". No one in my class knows if she was being serious, and if she was, why she said Gospel of Penis. But the best part is that she said this about 5 times in one class.

The first day of my C++ programming class, my professor stood up and said "I don't care what you guys do in this class. If you want to eat, drink, smoke.... go ahead."

Today in English class we needed to work with the weeks topic, which was ''Fox-hunting in UK''. I was bored as always, who wouldn't be. I picked my computer and started watching fail compilations on youtube. The teacher came out of nowhere, and I was fucking scared. This is the conversation that fallowed: Teacher: Are you working with todays topic on that computer of yours? Me:... Read More » Of course, I am browsing for some info on fox-hunting in some of the major tv-channels. Teacher: You know what is the best channel to look for fox-hunting? Me: No, which? Teacher: Fox news. Me: That's okey, I just googled fox-hunting via Mozillla Firefox.