I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.
So there was this boy who was dating a girl from Israel, and he was telling us about her and one of my friends goes "oh, so she's asian then". We started laughing histerically, I even rolled on the floor, and we made fun of him the entire night for being such a moron. When I returned home I went on my laptop and looked for Israel on Wikipedia (just to be sure, you know) only to... Read More »
I live in an apartment with my mom and she likes to burn incents alot. Today when I came home the smoke had gotten so thick that when it got through the doorway it caused the whole apartment building's fire alarm to go off. When my mom saw the fire trucks arriving she snuck out of the apartment and just sat in the car while I had to try and explain myself to the cops. The cop... Read More »
My friend and I were at a party one night and found this really, REALLY hot chick. We kind of chilled for a little bit, and enough time passed for my friend to get higher than Doug Benson in "Super High Me". The problem is that when he's high, he gets extremely paranoid....I dunno why. Anyway, being the cool wingman, I told the hot chick to go over and say hi to my "high as Lucy... Read More »
My fiance and I were just at a restaurant and overheard our waitress taking payment from the table next to us. It was two guys and two girls. The two guys gave the waitress two credit cards and she asked how they would like the bill split between the cards. Their bill was $51 and some change. The two guys said they wanted it split in half and one goes "Yeah, $25 on one and $25... Read More »