Apparently, someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
The CEOs of Budweiser, Guinness, Coors, and Miller all walk into a bar after a beer-tasting contest. The CEO of Budweiser steps up to the bar and says: "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Coors CEO says: "I'll have a Coors, the beer as cool as the Rockies!" The Miller CEO says, in turn: "I'll have the good ol' taste of a triple-hops brewed Miller!" The CEO of Guinness... Read More »
i was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ''13....13.....13''. the fence was too high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.... some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. then they all started shouting ''14...14....14''