Jukebox

I was in Hastings the other day, they started playing Glee's cover of the Beatles "Let it Be". If that wasn't bad enough, I heard this little girl (13-15 yrs) behind me in line say she loved this song that the Glee crew wrote. I told her that the Beatles wrote this song and that Glee did a cover. She promptly tells me that I was wrong that Glee did it first and the Beatles did... Read More » a bad cover of it. I was utterly speechless

As a DJ, I'd like to make a public service announcement. If you come up to me while I'm in the middle of my Dubstep/Drum'n'Bass set and you ask me to play Chris Brown or Miley Cyrus, when I say "I'll see what I can do" I mean "Go away, I'm working".

For the password security question on my checking account, I chose the "First Concert Attended" prompt. Unfortunately, when I was 12, I was really into Switchfoot and went to one of their concerts as my first show. I know, they totally suck and it's really embarrassing, but I thought nobody would ever know and it's a pretty easy thing to remember. Unfortunately, I lost my debit... Read More » card once and had to call CitiBank Customer Service. I was hooked up with a representative in South Dakota, and to make sure it was me, she asked me for my address and my password hint (the first concert I attended). I said Switchfoot and she started laughing. I know there is nothing wrong with living in South Dakota, but the fact that she is from South Dakota further heightened how uncool I felt.

My cousin from California is all into Maroon 5, and when we were in a local bar that is known for playing nothing but corny country tunes, we decided to play 'She Will Be Loved' on the bar's digital jukebox. Awhile later when the music is playing, a fat bald man with a gray ZZ-Top style beard and a camouflage hat comes up to us (right before taking a swig of his Coors Lite) and... Read More » asks us if we were the people who picked that song. We said yes, and he then proceeded to yell at us and complained to us, our parents, and the management. He was soon dragged out by some tough guys in the bar. All. Over. A. Single. Fucking. Song.