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Police Looking For 7-Foot Robber
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You're not special, Mr. Policeman. We'd all like to see a seven-foot tall guy, okay?
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Outwit Your Toddler
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Toddlers are easy to control, just tell them there's a dinosaur under their bed. If they stop taking you seriously, put a dinosaur under their bed.
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Al Gore and Barack Obama Can Finally Be Together
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The first interracial married presidential ticket?
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Cheerleaders Creamed By Players
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Team "too tired and drained" to play second half. Would much rather eat a cold cut combo and watch Always Sunny babe.
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