Scientists believe that fossils found in a desert in northern Mexico could be relatives of early-life-forms on Mars. If NASA's Curiosity rover encounters any Martians during its exploration of the red planet, it will advise them to stay out of Arizona.
My Favorite Lance Armstrong Headlines That Were Written By Me
Dope Admits Doping, Armstrong Backpedals On Doping, LIE STRONG, He Can’t Handle(Bar) The Truth, Armstrong Tells Oprah: Steroids Is One Of My Favorite Things, Sir Lie-A-Lot, You Can’t Spell “Bicycle” Without “L-I-E”, Armstrong: It Was All Worth It (Because I Got To Sleep With Sheryl Crow), Armstrong Stops Yanking Our Chain And Tells The Truth
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Police Looking For 7-Foot Robber
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You're not special, Mr. Policeman. We'd all like to see a seven-foot tall guy, okay?
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Law Students Accused of Beheading Bird
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They were brought in on charges of being "too rock n' roll for law students."
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Overheard At The 12-12-12 Concert
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“All of these cops here and not one of them arrests Roger Daltrey? Isn’t there a law that senior citizens can’t take their shirts off in public?” “There are more wrinkles onstage here tonight than there are in a roomful of Shar-Pei puppies.” “Man, this concert is amazing… I can’t wait for the next disaster concert.” “This Roger Waters... Read More »
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Outwit Your Toddler
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Toddlers are easy to control, just tell them there's a dinosaur under their bed. If they stop taking you seriously, put a dinosaur under their bed.
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