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Tastes like schnozberries

Our Australian shepherd eats pretty much everything she can find outside, but as a puppy she learned pretty quick to stay away from the mushroom patches in the yard. She'd come inside once in a while tripping balls, just staggering around and looking incredibly confused. On these occasions she'd usually try to get a drink of water, but would just stick her whole face into the... Read More » bowl and blow bubbles for a while. She'd resurface, spend a second looking baffled, then dive back in. One of the most hilariously pitiful things I've seen.

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Great Dane Waking Up From a Nap

He can't handle the hardwood floors.

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Dog Keeps It Cool In the Summer

How else is he supposed to get quality time with a half-empty jar of mustard?

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Cat Pinned By Pillow

The coziest deathtrap you'll see all day.

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Thump... silence

i am shaving in my bathroom and the door is shut. i hear my dog whining on the other side of the door. so i say " come on boy come here" very lovingly and excited. i hear THUMP (the door vibrate) then silence.... then he starts whining again.

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cat lady

crazy cat

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Silence of the Cat

Most mornings I wake up and my cat will be somewhere in my room staring at me. Sometimes he's on my dresser, but most of the time he's sitting on my chest, staring down at me. Then very, very slowly he'll put his paw to my mouth and flex his claws so I feel them dig into my skin. I don't know what he wants, but his message is clear and I'm keeping my mouth shut.

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Dog Sets His Own Table

"Ah, kibble. This will pair nicely with the vintage of toilet water I've chilled for afterwards."

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